What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is it like to wear a kilt?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is your best gay fantasy?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Are you already having anal sex?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?